Introduction
Unveiling Toby Keith’s “The Size I Wear”: A Celebration of Preference
Toby Keith’s “The Size I Wear” isn’t exactly a chart-topping ballad, but it’s become a cult favorite among fans for its lighthearted celebration of physical attraction. Released in 2017 on his album “Hope on the Rocks,” the song’s origins are a little hazy.
Some reports suggest it might have been written years earlier, possibly finding its way onto the album after years of being a live performance staple. There are even videos of Keith performing the song in impromptu settings like furniture stores, showcasing its casual, down-home feel.
Lyrically, the song is a straightforward declaration of a man’s preference for a particular type of woman. He describes her as short (around 5 foot 2) with curves “in the places she’s supposed to be round.” The song humorously plays out in a bar setting where the narrator encounters this woman and finds himself fending off his larger friend John, who’s also interested.
Despite its seemingly simple theme, “The Size I Wear” has resonated with fans for its unpretentious portrayal of male attraction. It’s a reminder that physical preferences are a natural part of relationships, and it injects a bit of fun into the dynamic between friends.
So, the next time you hear the catchy chorus of “Stand back John, that’s the size I wear,” remember the lighthearted spirit of the song and its down-to-earth celebration of what catches a man’s eye.